I Still Wanna Be A Kid

2010-06-28T20:16:00.003+08:00

oh man.. 2 weeks goes by quite fast

probably zm would agree with me that we only have 1 week worth of hoils

and maybe some didnt even have hoils

screw the YOG that screws up with our timetable

well first day was fine i guess

no pressure no nothing...

a little scared about OOP now if you really know what i'm scared about

ok well jl, hw and zd spent the nite over at my place at the last day of the hoils

we also went to eat arnold's chicked which was awesome

yeah ok this is arnold's chicken at erm hmm i forgot where but its there and its nice :D

well i can smell alot of problems coming up this term

and when i say alot i mean ALOT

not juz in class... not just in club... not just at skate park... not just at home...

see how many different areas i think there will be a problem coming up?

ah ballz to that...

apparently saying oh well in my life doesnt go as well as i think it does

but i would love to say this to some people

dont stay in someone's elses terriory and not follow the rules there

thats a warning there :O

2010-06-16T11:23:00.003+08:00

ITS HOLIDAYS!!!

yup yup :D

but 2 weeks of holidays sucks big time

have fyp to do... driving to chiong...

going to have skate chalet this weekend

ok truth be told... i dont think its a good idea for a chalet at this time

cause its only 2 weeks of holidays and its too rush for anything

and also i want to skate alot more this 2 weeks cause i havent been skating too

been playing WoW with classmates

and zongda introduced this hot viet girl us lol

ok her name is Elly Tran Ha

Ok this one JL sent to me. still i only like her hair.

A Sweet looking picture
and... boobs... hur hur boobies

Ok i dont really like her face is this pic cause she became a makeup-warrior here
but i like her hair here :D

well thats it for elly tran ha.

i still like Lin Ketong more ROFL

anyways i skated yesterday and it was a darn hyped session :D

yup yup though i cant do most of my tricks

angelo and addis were making a skate edit

and i bet its going to be one hell of a sick edit

but later a accident happened :(

from what i heard cause, i was not looking at that time,

angelo fell from the ramp while doing a backside stall and hit his head.

OMFG

he blacked out, spasmed abit <-- i dunno the term, and have a concussion. damn it

i'm praying for you bro

hope you're alright.. nah I BET YOU'LL BE FINE

CAUSE YOUR ANGELO!! :D

COME BACK AND SKATE AGAIN AFTER YOU'RE WELL!

whee (~*.*)~

2010-06-08T18:54:00.003+08:00

Dammit

i kinda screwed up wireless networking...

freaking forgot everything during the x-am...

sucks to have my brain...

and i would also would have screwed up OOP lab test

untill ZM helped me :D

THANKS ZM!!!

i'll give you a treat some day haha ^^

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still cant get over lin ketong LMAO

ah screw you guys

you guys stalk people too

kinda downloaded this game with jl yesterday RAYCITY

Yeah this game... DONT BE FOOLED BY THE CHIO GIRL

OR THE CHIO CARS

BE WARNED THE GAME SUCKS

JL deleted the game after one try... thats how bad it was

AND THE BEST PART WAS... you cant find the uninstall icon..

nor in the add and remove programs.... screwed up game

now downloading drift city ROFL

2010-06-05T18:15:00.002+08:00

ARGG wad a sucky day...

wasted my time going down to skate park

cause the weather was screwed up...

rain stop rain stop rain stop SUNNY... then FREAKING HOT

super sickness combo!!!!

i knew i shouldnt have left my house :(

ahh well

now i'm going to go for some dinner my grandma is treating us all =O

a very sudden decision by my grandma haha

anyways i hope the dinner is great hahaha :D

2010-06-04T19:32:00.002+08:00

OH HELL YEAH!! I found out who she is thanks to ZM!!
Her name is Lin Ketong. and she is from china. =D

here are the links to her photos =D ENJOY!!!
http://good-times.webshots.com/album/575679163ystVJA
http://photo.blog.sina.com.cn/category/u/1264425925/s/146065/page1

2010-06-03T21:18:00.001+08:00

Oh yeah if you think the pictures are too small...

CLICK ON THEM :D

2010-06-03T20:58:00.002+08:00

OMG is this girl HOT OR WAD!

Cant stop staring O.O

Yeah this is a dota fanart on Crystal Madien
Freaking old lady run so slow one... =O

Oh Yeah Big Bang Theory
Best Sit Com EVAR

Chuck Norris PWNS ROFL

2010-06-03T14:49:00.003+08:00

Whoa its been 2 weeks and i havent really talked to my mum =O

Though she did talk to me yesterday

ohh yeahh all is good though my internet signal still giving problem

the freaking walls are lined with metal sia

screw the walls. i wanna take a sledge hammer and knock them down

anyways i went with sheng peng to watch shrek yesterday haha

wasnt that fastastic but its ok

after tat went to the arcade and got a tekken 6 card haha

and there was a crazy guy playing tekken 6 there too lol

apparently he didnt want us to play beside him

but who gives hahaha

played some shooting game until my arm suan..

hahaha

jl and i was looking at some Dota Fan art

and i came across this freaking pretty girl

cant stop looking at the picture

though i think its photoshopped hahaha

i'm so going to post it up =D

2010-05-25T20:51:00.002+08:00

Whee some pictures i found =D

2010-05-22T18:27:00.002+08:00

oh wow

wasted money and life away...

70 bucks of cash and 12 hrs of my life

juz to set up new routers and trying to get everyone to connect to it..

well i'm on a non-speaking terms with my mum now

she told me she wont speak to me untill i apologise

dont know whether i should or not

considering she is in the wrong too

but hey she is my mum right? hmm...

well crazy crazy crazy few weeks for me...

well zongda if you are reading this...

i'm going to have to go back to simlim to get more stuff again

yeah... sorry about that

2010-05-20T11:10:00.001+08:00

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Re-taking the test mixes up the questions so you can't gain anything there.

This is VERY FAST , so be prepared.

You only have 8 seconds for each question.

Just click on the site below and have fun!

http://www.flashbynight.com/test/

.....and find out how stoopid you are!

2010-05-17T19:49:00.001+08:00

OMG i juz did a download speed test and look at the results =O

Its 20.84mbps WOOHOO!!! thats the highest i saw my internet went hahaha but my mum still complains cause her room cant receive the signal... sad

2010-05-17T19:27:00.003+08:00

okayy i think it was zul's friend who posted this up

aaannnddd i found it super disturbing and decided to post it up here too

Yes. you guess correctly... its justin beiber... FREAKING DISTURBING OMFG.

yeah well have fun =O

2010-05-17T10:08:00.002+08:00

ahh monday..

at least yesterday was over YAY!

lucky i didnt have to much during the dinner. =D

only went up to sing a song with all my cousins

yup yup

I AM SO HOOKED ON TO BIG BANG THEORY!

Kaley Cuoco is hot. The rest of the actors are handsome too.

freaking awesome show. damn funny haha

the addiction doesnt stop woohooo

ahhh juz wanna go back now to watch it.

2010-05-06T09:57:00.002+08:00

Yesterday?

Well..

it was good and bad...

high and low..

lucky and unlucky..

yin and yang...

yup seriously was both sides

school was... okay i guess

driving was great =D the instructor thought i drove before

play too much datona ROFL

came back home... then my friend called me to go skate... sigh

didnt know there was people skating then..

nebermine i go school skate...

i wore my cursed socks.. i dun thnk i should have wore it..

did something stupid.. like.. jump down 6 steps..

landed.. buuuuttt... my leg started to go into a split..

and those who know wad kind of knee injury i have.. yeah..

it went out of position again.. and it sucks.. cause now its swollen..

ok fine.. its not like i dont get injured all the time...

went home with wing tong... onmaiway i realised... "where is my mp3..."

SHIT @#$#%^@... gone liao no point looking... i either left it at 7-11 or school...

ah fuck it la... hope today will be okay

2010-05-02T22:42:00.002+08:00

OOO The Weekend

well having so many plans my mind was a little screwed up.

first i wanted to skate on saturday...

then sherlyn came to me asking whether i wanted to go for jess birthday =D

i so wanted to go on saturday... but then i had dinner with my grandma on sat... bummer

well at least the plans for jess early birthday was not over...

so on sunday the plans continued for us to go to Universal Studio.

Which then again... kinda sucked for me.

dont get me wrong.

Universal Studio was awesome but i had FREAKING LOADS OF PLANS AGAIN

like morning i had church. afternoon i was supposed to follow JL and HW to watch iron man 2

but i canceled that since i wanted to follow jess.

and most screwed up thing is i had to come back to go to my uncles place for dinner...

yeah i paid 72 bucks to get into universal studio...

well its not much since all the rides inside are free.

bad thing is... 2 of the main attractions aint open yet...

like the huge ass rollercoaster and erm was it madagascar? and water world wasnt open too

yeah and i had to leave half way to go to my uncles place... fuck...

And thats not the worst thing...

apparently we are supposed to discuss about our grandma's very very very grand birthday =O

and apparently they booked a hotel and the ball room for the dinner

and there are like... events during the dinner...

and they started pointing fingers... you guys shall do something like a skit or sing s song...

OMG wad the hell?!?!? you guys are the ones planning it how did it suddenly become us?!

and the way i saw it... the more the parents talked the more confusing it got

hell i dont wanna sing a song or do a... ok maybe i dont mind a skit

BUT IN CHINESE... wait... CANTONESE!?!??!

i mean its not confirmed but they do want mandrin at least...

wa lao leh... ahh screw this..

i'm just happy the day is over..

i mean... i could have ended way better.. if not for so many obstructions...

well i'll try to kope some pics of Universal Studio and post it up here =D

OH WELL!!

2010-04-29T19:59:00.005+08:00

hmmm okay i decided to post up some pictures which were in my phone for a long time but didnt post them up for some reason =O

eh heh this was a dessert at the Tung Lok restraunt at vivo.
its some... erm... kuay? with mango in it damn nice =D

and the chinese words? i couldnt read them LOL

Went to Gloria Jeans after that and i juz realised they make some pretty... nice.. heart shapes foam eh heh.

And i had no clue who freaking took this picture of me =P

and yes this is my eye... this will be the one and only time you can see my eye this big LOL

Yeah this was my very sad itp table where i made phone calls EVERY FREAKING SINGLE DAYS! SEE SAD PHONE SAD COMPUTER AND SAD DESK. ballz to this man. good thing its over. (yeah that is my calling list on the computer screen)

Yeah yeah yeah... i am very bo liao i know... i was juz very bored in clas and trying to make my wallet ballance haha

i was even more bored to be able to take it in 3 different directions

2010-04-28T19:36:00.001+08:00

2010-04-28T18:12:00.004+08:00

OH YES!! my internet is back WOOHOO!!

if you were wondering... yes my internet died yesterday...

good thing i had movies and anime to watch =D

watched Ong Bak 2

the fighting scenes were awesome

but the story line a little... erm... out of place? or adrupt?

maybe i need to watch Ong Bak 1 to understand haha

and today's classes were ok i guess...

second class's seats were so freaking comfortable

and the comp screens were so huge

i could juz slide down my chair and hide and slp =O

after that i went for my first driving lesson WOOHOOO!!!

quite fun la... but i didnt find it as fun as everyone explained it to me... hmmm...

i was freaking nervous...

when i was holding the clutch my left leg was freaking shaking WTH?!?!

then the cars was going back and fourth... damn it...

stalled the car twice in a row... embarrasing siaaa

ohh wellll need to book soon again

2010-04-26T21:13:00.000+08:00

hmmm darn it gifs doesnt work here does it... oh wellzzz

2010-04-26T21:12:00.000+08:00

omg you have no clue how pissed off i'm getting with maple...

wad the hell is wrong with their servers?!??

it has been lagging since last week

and its seriously a waste of potz ARG!

rant rant rant rant rant

2010-04-26T20:01:00.002+08:00

yeahhh

though it was moody monday,

it wasnt so bad.

though 2 of my friends still aint talking to each other

but

today wad alright =D

tried to listen to the lectures to the best i can.

though i still missed out on some stuff

was doing some excersises today

and i realised

'oh shit its going to take long to get back to my old stamina'

but all is well hehe

i hope my determination can keep up

2010-04-26T08:40:00.001+08:00

2010-04-26T08:09:00.000+08:00

2010-04-25T15:32:00.002+08:00

OMG!! one week of school just passed!

and it happend so quickly... damn it

well first week of school was information overload...

but it was alright

good thing is, i think we have good teachers this year =D

so all is well

skated yesterday from 10am to 4pm...

darn nice skating session

but my body is aching like hell now...

not skating for a very long time sucks =P

oh well... Life is so much better now than ITP so all is good =D

2010-04-25T15:22:00.002+08:00

Ok so i said i was going to put up a SS of my maple char so here it is =D

Argggg omgg!!! i want blue hair~~
cant stop looking at my char now lol

2010-04-23T11:13:00.000+08:00

"If the global crisis continues, by the end of the year only two Banks
will be operational, the Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank!

Then these 2 banks will merge and it will be called "The Bloody Fxxking
Bank"

2010-04-23T09:48:00.002+08:00

WOOHOOO! School starts again!

I wanna SKATE more too!

First day of school and there was a information overload...

Slept in one class... right in front of the teacher too

Most fucked up thing was i was pulled out of my FYP group...

and they didnt even allow me and ZM to be in a group...

WTH...

ahhh bought some cash items for my maple account =P

i know its stupid but its a one time done deal.

i'm never again goin to pay for maple NEVER!

not cause i think i did something wrong.

i juz think i shouldnt waste too much money on these games

plus i didnt get those 90 days items. i got hair and face change =D

i cant stop looking at my char now looks so cool.

i know i'm starting to sound like a no life but but but

i'm not as no life as you think i am =D

i think i wanna take a SS and post it up eh heh

2010-04-23T09:43:00.001+08:00

Did you ever want to be that hero in those shows??

Juz wanting to beat up whoever you feel like beating up.

Acting cool and saving the ladies...

Showing that you are more man then others?

Well if you are going to be that guy...

I'M GOING TO BE THE FUCKING BAD GUY BITCH!!

2010-04-16T19:52:00.001+08:00

OH YEAH MAFA!!!

LAST DAY OVER!!!

I'M FREAKING JUMPING FOR JOY OVER HERE HAHAHAHA
(sorry zm and zd =P)

BUT OHHH YEAHHHH

OHH YEAHHHHHH

OHHHHHHH YEEAAAHHHHHHH

HAHAHAHHA SO FREAKING HIGH

2010-04-16T14:26:00.000+08:00

Okay..

at first i was "lemme take some pictures to remind me of my days in signet"

on second thought.... NAH

why the hell would i want to be reminded of these days

ballz to you man

2010-04-16T09:45:00.001+08:00

OH YEAH LAST DAY!!

I HAVE SURVIVED THIS INSANITY

JUST TAHAN ONE MORE DAY CAN LIAO

AND WE ARE FREE WOOHOOO

eh heh

well i hope nothing goes wrong today =O

2010-04-15T17:45:00.003+08:00

OH MY FUGG!

WHY IS IT RAINING WHEN IT IS GOING TO BE TEH TIME TO GO HOME?!?

NOOOO

oh well 2nd last day so its fine

and i was actually able to set up a meeting WOOHOO

too bad i wouldnt be here by the time that SI comes =P

oh well it least it goes to show

i'm doing the call at my very best MUDA BITCHES

AHH HAH

i actually feel quite good after setting up the meeting =D

!!yay!!

2010-04-15T11:03:00.002+08:00

yeah yeah its the 2nd last day of my itp...

see how un-high i am...

why?

cause i'm supposed to have some results from my calling...

and no i wont have results from my calling...

why?

CAUSE NO ONE FUCKING LISTENS TO TELEMARKETERS IDIOTS

damn it why cant they understand they are just wasting their phone bill

and my colleauge asks me, ' is there a better way than to call people?'

i said no at that time cause i did not want to jack him

BUT YES THERE FUCKING IS

EVER HEARD OF ADVERTISING BITCHES?!?

GOSH HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET.

IT DOESNT TAKE A GENIUS TO FIGURE THAT OUT

oh well

i seriously hope they can cut me some slack this 2 days...

OH and guess what! NO TECHNICAL WORK NICE ONE LA!

2010-04-15T10:58:00.004+08:00

Moody Monday

Tamade Tuesday

Wanking Wednesday

Teasing Thursday

Fucking Friday

2010-04-13T11:10:00.002+08:00

Oh gosh...

I found out i have 2 sleeping disorders.

which sucks cause even though i sleep early,

i still feel as if i havent slept...

that sucks...

OH YEAH LAST WEEK PEOPLE!

wait... 3 1/2 MORE DAYS PEOPLE HAHAHA

cant wait for the weekend..

BBQ with friends and some drinking too...

maybe i'll get to see the other side of some of my friends =O

eh heh eh heh

crash and burn baby!! WOOHOO

i'm totally high juz from thinking its the last week =D

hope all goes well! whee~~

2010-04-09T11:11:00.003+08:00

Omg couldnt sleep well last nite...

Kept waking up...

and couldnt fall back asleep...

i think i dreamt something about WC3 and it being realistic...

but before that i think i cried in my sleep or in my dream =O

though i dont remember what dream that was...

and worst start of my itp life - i forgot to turn on my alarm

but lucky i was... well.. half asleep.

so when i saw the sun i was so freaking shocked...

but lucky i was not late or anything haha.

Hope all goes well today =D

2010-04-08T18:02:00.002+08:00

Wow i just realised i have so many me's.

i act differently in front of different groups of people.

considering i have many group of friends

and probably only one group reads this

so now...

i dont really know the real me anymore..

i dont even know whether some of my characteristics are fake...

gosh i wish i knew what i am good at...

i didnt even fully realise that i act differently in front of different people until today

my senior colleague told me...

well this sucks...

i think having multiple personalities are quite cool

but having different personalities inside one personality sucks

Oh Well... <-- thanks JL for this phrase

2010-04-08T14:18:00.001+08:00

Why does time move the opposite of the way we want it...

sigh... would love it to be fast now...

but its so slow....

2010-04-07T18:02:00.001+08:00

Want to know how i know?

Cause i'm ResponDes bitch.

2010-04-06T09:36:00.002+08:00

nice...

now i'm just stuck with calling...

so much for "i'll let you do some technical work"

so much for "i'll let you follow anthony out for a site survey"

bullshit

now i hate liars even more...

i tried to make my working life interesting...

but no you had to stop everything else and put a glue to my ass...

its already the 5th week cant you see the results?

damn it all

FML

2010-04-05T20:47:00.003+08:00

OMG WE ARE DOOMED!! ROFLAMO!!

can you believe this shit?!?!? look alikes from half-life working at CERN OMFG!

2010-04-05T20:42:00.000+08:00

Oh smokes. Found this picture on the net and HOLY SHIT THEY LOOK LIKE THEM!

2010-04-05T12:46:00.001+08:00

I hate liars...

what have i done to receive your lies.

do you think the world revolves around you?

"oh it slipped out of my mind"

bullshit.

2010-04-01T19:46:00.000+08:00

OHHHH YEAHHH!!!

HERE COMES A LONG AWAITED WEEKEND!!!

BOOOYAA!!!

Feeling happy and high today...

Juz changed my LG screen protector...

Its all good...

except alittle for tomorrow...

have to go to church, afternoon needa go to collumbrium...

so much for my long awaited weekend...

but oh wells its all gooooood =D

2010-04-01T16:21:00.003+08:00

HEY ITS APRIL FOOLS DAY!!

found these pics on the net and thought i would post them up haha

haha oh yeah too bad it isnt a public holiday if not we'll get a really long weekend.

hope all ends well again today =D

2010-03-31T17:06:00.000+08:00

Ohhh yeahh you heard the cat! DO IT BITCH!! =D

2010-03-31T16:54:00.003+08:00

wow i think today is going to end very unexpectedly =P

not much commotion, not much happening... (usually there will be shouting and cold air blowing)

weirdest thing all day was my new colleague =O

apparently she says she sees the computer screen shaking,

and its only for the old type of screen. LCDs are fine...

and everyone else cant see what she is seeing (~o.o)~

~~oh well~~

hope all ends well today. god help me =)

2010-03-31T09:52:00.004+08:00

Its a Whacking Wednesday...

And i have been lied to...

I was told i was going to be given technical stuff to work on...

But i'm kinda stuck with phone calls....

And i'm depressed, cause i suck at it...

To make matters worst my boss expects progress...

Lucky its only 2 1/2 more weeks...

Then i shall have my life back...

2010-03-29T18:11:00.000+08:00

What's the difference between ang-mor and Hokkien fairy tales?

Ang-mor fairy tales begin with: "Once upon a time..."

Hokkien fairy tales begin with: "Lim Peh ka li kong..."

ROFLAMO

2010-03-29T11:32:00.002+08:00

Oh gosh.. Moody Monday is here..

And there are very angry people early in the morning... =P

oh wells hope the rest of the day is nice =O

Had such a nice Skate session last friday haha havent skated for like 3 months plus
and now my body is aching haha. i wanna skate but needa rest my leg... ahh this sucks.
i shall rest this week. hope i have the determination to do some home exercise.

i need to know how to change the theme and font of my blog sia~
so boring~

2010-03-26T17:35:00.001+08:00

I DONT WANT TO FREAKING DO TELE-SALES OMG!!

SUCKS BIG TIME!

calling people is fine but not for freaking sales argg...

2010-03-26T17:15:00.001+08:00

YESS ITS A BEAUTIFUL FRIDAY!!

TIME TO GO OUT AND SKATE MAFAS!!!

SEE YOU WHEN I SEE YOU =D

2010-03-22T18:20:00.001+08:00

OMG! So sleepy today… worst time ever to be sleepy when my boss is right in next room and I was freaking falling asleep. Should have slept earlier last nite.

Ahh 1 more hr to home =D POWER DA. Lalalala time faster fly faster faster fly. Faster faster… AIYO WHY SO SLOW FASTER LAAA!! Auntie arr faster laa fasterfaster… you know how long I wait already?? Aiyo faster la auntie… HAHAHA HOHOHOHO. TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!

Sigh days past so fast when you’re having fun but it passes so slow when you’re not. Sucks to be human. I wanna be a pet living in a big house =P a cute pet in that sense =D sigh… I pity lion sia. Everyday left in the cage… then cannot walk around… sigh… omg I was so bored I went to half-manually convert 39.3700787401576inches into 100 cm =O hahaha that’s how bored I am and I’m scared to use facebook or something cause my computer is in a very vunerable position.

Sigh… called quite some people today. At least they are more energetic today haha very good. I had 2 SI’s who showed some interest in the products =D yay finally some people who have some interest. So not easy to get people to have interest in a tele-marketer gosh… oh and I so agree with my colleague Mahitab that it is so freaking difficult to speak with unknown Indian guys… they so love to make an enemy out of you. My gosh. YES LAR 15 mins more!!! COME ON! END MY DAY PLS! YOU STUPID TIME! NOOO!!! EARTH!! OSCILATE FASTER LEH! OR I’LL GET CHUCK NORRIS TO DO IT FOR YOU BITCH =D oh wait I’m part of chuck Norris. YEAH YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!

2010-03-18T18:00:00.002+08:00

Okay!! So I’m bored and I’m writing another entry in to my journal. Well all was well today until this lady started to shoot me on the phone =P. I was just asking whether she received my mail and is she interested in it and does she have any feedback. And there she goes saying stuff like, “you know Austin, I know you are an intern and all but you gotta have some etiquette in your calls. You could ask whether it is a good time to speak at the moment because if you didn’t know I was on the phone just now.” OMGG WADS THIS! You could just say, “okay I’m not really interested and I do no have time at the moment. Could you not call back in the future?.” Arggg…

I think my body seriously have a problem with tele-sales. Why? Cause when my senior colleague gave me new things to do such as calling companies and chasing them for their overdue payment I freaking called them so fast one after another and I didn’t feel down at all. Gosh… I think it has something to do with the sales part and the part where people doesn’t like to talk to tele-sales because they are irritating? And that so puts me down? And wth.

Now is 5.17 and I seriously don’t wanna call people because of a few reasons. 1: is because of wad I said earlier. 2: there is this freaking guy whom I’ve never seen before in the office apparently everyone else knows him and he is freaking walking around like nobody’s business and it is freaking distracting me cause when I’m looking at my screen, there is this guy at the corner of my eye walking around and I keep turning to see who it is. I’m not sure whether it is a condition or something to be so alert when there is something new going around. Maybe it’s a different kind of OCD I dunno. And the third reason is hmm I’m not sure I just don’t want to call cause maybe today’s people are abit screwed up. Maybe not today its just this week. Last week wasn’t so bad. This week everyone has like no mood no energy no nothing. And omg I needa stealth alittle more. Uh huh. Damn 5.30 time is soooooooooooooo fast. With no Os.

Ok there is this guy who just came in to collect some L1 product and he looks freaking cocky sia. Walao. I dun like people these days sia. All so fucked up and don’t give respect to other people. Acting as if they own the world. I dun even understand how god can tahan sia. GO FOURTH AND MULTIPLY but they started to subtract and divide. Gosh freaking idiots can? Want to scold people, don’t want to lose, always want to be in the lead, don’t even care for your own family.

Well there are good people out there… but just because of the saying “the kind ones get left behind” just because of one saying more than half of the good people turn bad including one of my good friends. Sigh. Are you saying that just one line could affect the world this much? How stupid are humans?!? You want to go and die just go and freaking die! Don’t drag others along! Geez you freaking idiots. So now the world is in a hysteria and everyone is battling out with others for their lifes. Just to live a normal life you gotta battle it out with someone in one way or another. I’d rather be a farmer then. But then again being a farmer nowadays is more harsh then ever because you gotta pay tax when the land is already yours… wad kind of retarded shit is that?! ITS YOURS WHY DO YOU HAVE TO FREAKING PAY WHEN ITS YOURS. What “even though you bought it it’s still not yours.” WAD THE F?! so now I’ll go to your freaking house and kill your freaking baby or better yet kill you cause you know why? You don’t belong to you. You cant own yourself. Others own you. Therefore others have the right to do anything to you. WAD THE FREAKING HELL?!? You gotta pay just to live in this world??! Sheesh. Talk about dreadful life. Urg even writing this is more interesting then working. And I even hate writing wth?! This is SUCH A LONG POST!! Hahaha I think it was quite a stressful day at work. My boss was shouting a lot. Mahitab was so busy. Anthony who is not usually busy is busy. So many calls are coming in. AND THAT WEIRD GUY IS STILL WALKING AROUND. CANT HE FREAKING GIVE IT A REST?! GOSH… IDIOT… well at least I’m going to go home soon… work sucks… and I’ll say it again WORK SUCKS.

2010-03-18T17:44:00.002+08:00

Okay i'm just writing blabblers of my life so don't take any notice to it. i wrote this yesterday

My life at Signet technology. Well I am here to learn stuff about business and I can’t complain because I’m being paid and all. And actually I’d rather get this itp done and over with. I can’t say working is a very exciting thing to do. It would be quite weird if my boss was reading this right now.

Not say I hate the job, it is just that the job is boring but what do you know not say any other job is interesting too. Except juin long’s job which is… I would say a little interesting. But you know I’d rather do any thing other then sales cause I’m really bad at talking to other people and some how I get the feeling that I say the wrong things at some time. And I don’t want to ruin the company just because of me… I think it is really stupid if anything like that happens. But hey my boss is kind and offered me this job. Oh and there are cameras behind me wth?! Privacy much? I mean like even though my boss doesn’t look into the camera much it is still intimidating. And I totally get the feeling as if someone is looking at me even though I try not to feel it. And it definitely is affecting the way I perform cause I feel super uncomfortable when someone is looking at me all the time.

Oh and all the workers in the company makes me feel very welcomed. Especially Mahitab and Anthony =) we would go eat lunch together laugh together. Yeah their the ones who make this job not as bad as it seems. And ohh man you should have seen me in the first few days here. I was supposed to learn about the company and its products, but I guess I wasn’t accustomed to working life yet, I kept falling asleep LOL. My head was literally bobbing haha. But now I’m more accustomed it working I guess. Well calling people aint that bad until you meet nasty people like “hi I’m Austin I’m an intern calling from signet.” “SORRY NOT INTERESTED *KIAP*” oomm emmm ghee exclamation mark. I mean even when a sales man calls me I wouldn’t do that. It is so freaking rude. You could at least explain why you are not interested. Worst part is the *KIAP* dabe-euu tee eff?!? Couldn’t you be more decent and give a pause before putting down?? Ok fine maybe you had enough of this sheet but but but haiz… wow this dairy isn’t too bad. Oomm maaiiii gaawwdd I hope I can do the technical side earlier. I would so love to fondle… with some equipment. Lol that juz sounded so wrong.

ARG working life sucks I bet every one agrees with me. You know why? Because of humans and this thing they created called money. It is the world’s most stupidest invention EVAR. It causes humans to be selfish, stupid, unhelpful, unwilling and so many more things. 100% is the main cause of theft. If earth didn’t have this thing called money or anything related to it, we would probably be living such a beautiful life. Cant you imagine life without money since the beginning?
We may be fighting over territory but at least the main problem of greed isn’t there. And if the country is a democratic country, the people would most likely not want to go to war or have any conflicts because it isn’t going to benefit them. So thus the main problem of wars is out =) Well if there isn’t money and because of the selfishness of humans maybe we’ll go to a wonton noodle store and buy noodles and the next moment be giving or helping the uncle to do something. Well they called it barter trade last time. But this is a little different. Like doing something which amounts to the price of that noodles like helping him sweep the floor. I’m just saying. Omg my boss is flaring up again. He so sounds like my old rugby coach Damien. They look the same too. I hope he doesn’t flare up too often. It is bad for his health you know? Darn I need to start learning how to be more sociable. But well sometimes keeping to myself is best. You know when you talk to someone else you wouldn’t know when you have done something wrong and all. By the time you know its too late and when its too late that friendship is gone and when that happens well, your insides start to hurt. And somehow business causes a lot of feelings to be lost. And it is sad to say that no one can survive in this work without doing business. So much for wanting to be a kid. Did I think that I could live off being a happy-go-lucky person?? Well I’m 19 already and its time I face reality even though my body my mind my soul and my heart doesn’t want to. Everytime I tell myself to face it, I feel something pulling me back as if my body. Hey I juz reminded myself, I love to do mindless jobs haha. That means like a office boy. Or a delivery man or saikang warrior. Yup yup. I think I would love it. I think. Though I love computers. And I feel that I should get a job about computers though I’m not as good as zm or zd. Haha ok its 6.30 and I wanna go off liao I’ll end this journal.

2009-09-03T12:09:00.000+08:00

Well this is exactly wad i'm gonna do haha
my dad sent me this msg =D
Carlin's brand of wisdom hits the nail on its head
This is a must read George Carlin at age 102: (Absolutely Brilliant)

IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON.

George Carlin's Views on Ageing

Do you realise that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about ageing that you think in fractions.

'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life .... . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30 ; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there Into the 90s, you start going backwards; 'I Was JUST 92.'

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. 'I'm 100 and a half!'
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

HOW TO STAY YOUNG

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay 'them'

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.'
And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love , whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help..

9.. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER :
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

And if you don't send this to at least 8 people - who cares?
But do share this with someone. We all need to live life to its fullest each day!!

2009-09-03T12:02:00.002+08:00

Thursday Sept 3
well i finally wrote at my blog again haha
tomorrow would be my last paper server management o.o
i'll freaking go crazy after that paper haha
supposed to be studying now but i'm feeling so bored so i'm here writing this
yes i'm really bored ~(o.o~) ~(-.-)~ (~o.o)~
wheeeeee
heard that my last paper is going to be freaking tough
argggg
anyways REMZ 0901 ARE OUT WOOHOOO
my long awaited skates hahaha
but got no money to buy them T.T
they are a freaking SICK skates and once i get ma muney imma gonna get them
SCREW YOU ALL FOR SAYING REMZ SUCKS
AFTER REMZ OS3 AND REMZ 0901 CAME OUT
ALL OF YOU CHANGED YOUR OPINON! HA! EAT THAT BITCHES HAHAHA
but i'm still thinking which one to get O.o
ahhh well back to studying hehe

2009-06-08T00:29:00.004+08:00

Sunday
Well i found these photos in my handphone and i decided to post them

This one i dunno wad i was trying to do

Apparently nigel and Juin long was playing with my phone

i think the first one looks great!

If you read this from right to right to left it looks like OH-MY-GOD!

my lab and everyone's playing com

yes i meant eveyone

SEE!!

hmm when was this pic taken... well aidil looks great in this pic too LOL

GAHAHA tob tob and frosh XD

Darn nigel... he was playing with my cam again

and i decided to try out the editing in my phone tooo
serene told me to draw the horns ar!

and this was on my dad's birthday haha
thats sera in the middle

apparently alwyn or abi took my photo while i was sleep-standing

Quote of the day :" BUT I LEFT IT IN MY BAG!!!"

soooo went out today to watch monsters vs aliens FREAKING FUNNY
GOODBYE DERICK
we should watch monsters vs aliens with derick one day
or maybe we should watch it when he is juz gonna go away or something
'jelly shake'
BOB was freaking funny
everyone should go and watch it
my head hurts after watching it cause i watched it on 3D LOL
sherlyn got scared when there was a trailer for ice-age 3
cause there was the dinosaurs and it was 3D LOL!!!

2009-05-21T22:07:00.004+08:00

Thursday
haha havent been blogging for so long
school today was boring except for hacking class =)
we finally learnt how to hack into each other's CPU =)
so all you other people out there watch out hehehe
math was boring as usual
when to club after school to slack
sherlyn and i for darn bored
so we started drawing on each other's foot
and see how can tahan the most LOL
Sherlyn's leg

My leg

Dragged Kenny into drawing onto his foot LOL

Sherlyn is having a fun time
Kiji : "Mmfh.."

Kenny's leg

Ok so maybe we were still bored

Started to write our names on our other foot
kenny drew so many smily face haha

hahaha

2009-05-20T16:48:00.002+08:00

THE BEST Put Down LINE EVER

For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'

General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.

Female Interviewer: So, Gen Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

General Consgrove: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

Female Interviewer: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

General Consgrove: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

Female Interviewer: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

General Consgrove: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

Female Interviewer: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

General Consgrove: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended..

2009-04-29T12:34:00.001+08:00

Hahaha randomness in class

2009-04-28T10:36:00.002+08:00

hahaha this is really sad panda haha

2009-04-28T10:31:00.005+08:00

LOL LOL BUSH PEN HOLDER!!

SIDEWALK PAINTING!!

2009-04-26T21:29:00.002+08:00

Alrights so i havent been updating haha
wasnt really using my com during the holidays cause been skating more often
first week of school juz past and man it was hetic...
well i am darn happy i made a right choice because i love some of my modules now
even though its hard haha.
learning how to HACK other people computers
now thats cool haha
so all you other people out there watch out hahahah
and after everyday of boring lectures i have to go down to the skate club booth to help out
miss lunches to set up the booth... after school go there to take down name and try to get people in...
friday came and prep camp started.
stayed up to sew the twister mat, paste the duct tapes on the mat.
stayed up till 7am on sat to finnish souldering and gluing all the batteries for the lanterns..
slept and woke up at 9... couldnt sleep cause i past my sleeping time already..
i got a weird body...
i couldnt really move my body cause i was dead tired in very single aspect...
prep camp started at 1, played some ice-breakers
had to go off at 3 for my grandma's 80th birthday!!!
haha but i was like a zombie. i couldnt even keep my smile...
sorry alwyn for well... venting it abit on you i was very grumpy cause i didnt get enough sleep
and dont worry peeps i'm alright haha i juz didnt get enough sleep
when it was time for dinner i realised i didnt eat anything the whole day lol
dinner was great but slow... was freaking late and i almost blew. blame it on the sleep haha
came back to school at 10 and took another 1h of sleep still wasnt enough
then we started nitewalk prep. i didnt take track of time cause i didnt really bother anymore
tried to make up my face and failed... everyone else started throwing stuff at my face.
haha stationed at LT4A and man i was pussy lol
but it wasnt so bad in the end haha ohhh welll

2009-04-19T22:47:00.000+08:00

Ok this one serene gave to me haha
A Story to live by

There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.'

有一位瞎女很討厭自己因為眼睛瞎了。她也討厭每個人，唯一不討厭的是她的男朋友，因為他都常守在她身旁。於是她對她的男朋友說：「如果能讓我看到這個世界，我愿意嫁給你！」

One day,
someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages
came off, she was able to see everything, including her
boyfriend.

有一天，有人捐了一對眼精給她。當紗布解開時，她能夠看到一切，包括她的男朋友。

He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The
girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The
sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected
that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life
led her to refuse to marry him.

男朋友問她：「現在你可以看到這世界，你愿意嫁給我嗎？」那女孩看了男朋友是個瞎子，他那對蓋上眼皮的眼睛嚇到了她，這是她無法想像。她想：要我嫁給他而一生對他這個樣子，我無法接受。

Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her
saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before
they were yours, they were mine.'

於是，她的男朋友很傷心的離開她，幾天後寫了字條給她：「親愛的，請你好好照顧你的眼睛，因為它不是屬於你的之前，它是屬於我的。」

This is how the human brain often works when our status changes.
Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who
was always by their side in the most painful situations.

這也是人的腦會如何做當情況有所變動。只有少許人會記得他或她之前的生活及誰會在身旁當他或她處在困境的時候

Life Is a
Gift

生命是一份禮物

Today
before you say an unkind word - Think of someone who can't speak.

今天，當你要講一句不善之言－－請想想那些無法講話的人

Before
you complain about the taste of your food - Think of someone
who has nothing to eat.

當你要埋怨食物的味道時－－請想想那些沒有食物吃的人

Before
you complain about your husband or wife - Think of someone
who's crying out to GOD for a companion.

當你要埋怨你的先生或太太時－－請想想那些在向上天哭訴要一個伴侶的人

Today
before you complain about life - Think of someone who died
too early on this earth.

今天，當你要埋怨生活時－－請想想那些太早離開人世間的人

Before
you complain about your children - Think of someone who
desires children but they're barren..

當你要埋怨小孩時－－請想想那些渴望小孩而無能生育的人

Before
you argue about your dirty house someone didn't clean or
sweep - Think of the people who are living in the streets.

當你要爭論沒有人清理屋子時－－請想想那些住在街邊的人

Before
whining about the distance you drive Think of someone who
walks the same distance with their feet.

當你在哀訴駕駛的路程－－請想想那些同樣的路程以代步的人

And when
you are tired and complain about your job - Think of the
unemployed, the disabled, and those who wish they had your
job.

當你很疲備而埋怨工作時－－請想想那些無工作，殘疾的，及那些多麼希望擁有你這份工作的人

But
before you think of pointing the finger or condemning
another - Remember that not one of us is without sin.

當你想要指著人或互相譴責時－－請記得沒有一個人是無罪

And when
depressing thoughts seem to get you down - Put a smile on
your face and think: you're alive and still
around.

當壓抑的念頭讓你無法振作時－－請你笑一笑想想：你還活著存在世間！

=========================

I PRAY
THIS MOVES AROUND

THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE...

2009-03-26T23:58:00.002+08:00

Cyanide and Happiness

LOLCATS hahaha

Hahaha this is a prank call. darn funny.

2009-03-26T23:51:00.000+08:00

A Brilliant Conversation / must read to finish

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the problem Science has with GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his new Christian students to stand and...

Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, you believe in GOD?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD good?
Student : Sure.
Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL?
Student : Yes.
Professor : My Brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent)

Professor : You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella.

Is GOD Good?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Is Satan good?
Student : No.
Professor : Where does Satan come from?
Student : From....GOD...
Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And GOD did make everything.
Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor : So who created evil?

(Student did not answer)

Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, who created them?

(Student had no answer)

Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe
the World around you. Tell me, son...have you ever feen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your
GOD? Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor : Yet you still believe in HIM?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol,
Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor : Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor : Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor : Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn't...

(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)

Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat,
Mega Heat, White Heat, a Little Heat or No Heat.
But we don't have anything called Cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero
which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.

(There was pin-drop dilence in the Lecture Theatre)

Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as
Darkness?
Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the Absence of
Something.
You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light...
But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its
called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, Darkness isn't. If it is,
you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
Professor : So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student : Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor : Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue
there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. You are
viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.
Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought. It uses Electricity and
Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that
Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it
Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from
a Monkey?
Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process,
yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the
argument was going)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at
work and Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,
Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?

(The Class was in uproar)

Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the
Professor's brain?

(The Class broke out into laughter)

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's
brain, felt it, touched or smelt it?...

No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable
Protocol, Science says that you have No Brain, sir. With all due respect,
sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The Room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face
unfathomable)

Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student : That is it sir...Exactly!
The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.

NB:

I believe you have enjoyed the Conversation...and if so...

You'll probably want your friends/colleagues to enjoy the same... won't you?
Forward them to Increase their Knowledge...or FAITH.

That student was ALBERT EINSTEIN.

2009-03-26T23:46:00.002+08:00

Thursday
man.. havent been blogging cause i had nothing to blog about...
have been skating like siao
almost everyday go skate park or school to skate
and now? my body cant keep up
sian...
i really miss hanging out with the school gang
i really miss going out with them
well cant really help it cause everyone has their own stuff to do...
ITP, work, everything ar.
sian.. really sian...
i kinda dont really have the mood to skate too cause
my body cant keep up and i feel like i'm missing something
i feel like resting yet i feel like meeting the rest
other then that. i stay at home and wow.
seriously no life sia... sigh...

2009-03-17T01:49:00.002+08:00

Hotel Bill

Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to
consider this...

A husband and wife are travelling by car from Brisbane to Melbourne .

After almost ten hours on the road, they're too tired to continue and
they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a
room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on
the road.

When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk; hands them a
bill for $450.00.

The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He
tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't
Worth $450.00.

When the clerk tells him $450.00 is the standard rate, the man insists
on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the
hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre that were
available for the husband and wife to use.

'But we didn't use them,' the man complains

'Well, they are here, and you could have,' explains the Manager. He
goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which
the hotel is famous. 'The best entertainers from New York , Hollywood
, and Las Vegas perform here,' the Manager says.

'But we didn't go to any of those shows, 'complains the man again.

'Well, we have them, and you could have,' the Manager replies.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentions! the man replies, 'But we
didn't use it!'

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to
pay. He writes a cheque and gives it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the cheque. 'But sir,' he
says, 'this cheque is only made out for $50.00.'

'That's correct,' says the man. 'I charged you $400 for sleeping with my wife.'

'But I didn't!' exclaims the Manager.

'Well, too bad,' the man replies. 'She was here and you could have!'

2009-03-17T01:20:00.002+08:00

Sunday
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RICHIE!
ok... now here starts the fun XD
after church when down to imm with alwyn and abigail to get birthday cake
haha we went to polar and decided between a
power ranger cake which did some r-tard pose
and a tom and jerry one haha
in the end we get the tom and jerry one haha
met up with sherlyn and kiji at the station
they bought richie a box of condoms and lub HAHAHAHA
also they made him a cardboard box with 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY' and a drawn cake and all very niceeee
they also made angie one smaller one with 'ITS HIS BIRTHDAY --->' LOL
and when they walk together
the back of the cardboard box had a heart
BAIIKKKK verrrryyyy niiiccceeeee
too bad i got no pics
soooo
met up with angie and richie at science center
gave richie a not so surprise surprise hahaha
showed him the presents and told him to get lucky XD
took the cake out and sang happy birthday FREAKING loud in macs haha
sherlyn spread whipcream on richie's face
and sherlyn dropped cake on kiji LOL
ok next. sherlyn made them wear their cardboard boxes hahaha
next was to MAKE HIM ASK 21 RANDOM PEOPLE to sign his box hahahahahaha
darn funny when trying to ask people
mostly was the people who work there but there was others like kids and all hahah
when he juz finnish asking 21 people to sign and finally got into science center,
it starting RAINING LIKE SIAO!! bloody hell
looked like a typhoon outside
and on the inside of science center?
FREAKING HELL THE RAIN STARTED TO POUR THOURGH THE CELINGS
hahaha ok science center improved on certain parts but really downgraded themselfs =p
alot of things was not working and all haha
ok then at 6pm went to watch SEA MONSTERS in the omni theather
is it called that i forgot LOL
anyways the show was interesting and all but they kept repeating themselfs again and again
and halfway through i kinda fell asleep and richie whack me awake LOL
after that we rested for 30mins
and watched another show at the flight simulator
FREAKING CARTOON DINOSAURS LOL!!!
"Please follow the small dinosaur to the worm hole..." LOL!!
freaking funny but got darn giddy after that hahaha
ahhhh wellll played giant checkers with richie but lost terribly
and ended the day with eating pepper lunch for DINNER

2009-03-17T01:11:00.003+08:00

Thursday
haha disaster strikes
around 11 pm
afew houses around my neighborhood including ours
started to have power shortage
haha
was playing wow with momo, sheng and tob when the lights started flickering
and hell the flickering didnt stop
worst the lights got dimmer as it flickered
OMG!! scary sia i tot ghost sia. haha
sis was running around the house making alot of commotion
my mum was lighting candles every where
aloi was like abit frantic and trying to solve the problem
serene was like reeellaaaaxxxxxxx
and I? was watching show on the tang channel
called the technician
said they would come in 30 mins but took hell longer haha
i was like sigh no computer... oh well *takes out psp* LOL
sat at the sofa drank coke and played psp hahaha
and the house was filled with candles haha
very nice XD i even placed one right in front of me juz to play psp hahaha

2009-03-17T00:00:00.004+08:00

Monday 9 March
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALOISIUS!!
haha
this is the official day of his birthday
went out for dinner to MORTON'S
haha i think they have like the best steak there XD
went there and they had aloi's name printed on the menu haha

Appetizer is lobster bisque sorry i forgot how to spell haha

main course
well i had rib eye
yummm....

Serene, Aloisius & Seraphina
lovely family haha

Aloi's 'cake' from morton's
very nice haha

well alwyn couldnt be there cause he had work... pity..
and the morton's manager took pictures of us and made 2 cards with all the waiters and cooks signatures! haha

2009-03-16T23:52:00.002+08:00

Seraphina being bad ass hahahaha
quotes by austin XD
Sera: dont i look cute~~

Sera: OMG!!!

Sera: Wad you looking at?? looking for trouble??

Sera: SCREW OFF!!! i'm not telling you where he is!!

2009-03-14T00:22:00.000+08:00

Sunday 8 March
okay... so i havent been updating much
soo here i am updating
its gonna be a freaking long update
today was Seraphina's 1st month celebration
also celebrated aloisius birthday at the same time
haha
well the house was really packed
as everyone from 3 sides came down haha
and seraphina was the center on attraction
here's the pics haha

sooo much presents!!

haha happy family hahaha

2009-03-06T14:32:00.000+08:00

POEMS FOUND IN TOILETS

Excellent poems by not so famous poets... found on toilet doors and
walls.......

A budding poet trying his best...

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Someone who had a different experience wrote,

You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
But shit my pants!

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets,

I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose...

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come
here to scratch my balls ,
And read the bullshit on the walls....

Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space....... (written high
upon the wall)

If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you.

Ministry of Environment advertisement:

We aim to please!
You aim too! Please

On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.

And finally, this should teach some a lesson... Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim
properly.

2009-03-06T14:24:00.002+08:00

Thursday
well lets see
weather was actually nice..
head wanted to skate body didnt
soo stayed home to rest up haha
played abit of maple then wow..
then watched gilmore girls for the rest of the afternoon
its a REALLY nice show you people should watch it
really funny and all
didnt really do much cause i was juz slacking the whole day
did this... and that... haha
well its a good thing i rested my body for the day haha

2009-03-05T13:01:00.003+08:00

LOLCATS!!
GAH they are SO CUTE!

2009-03-05T12:33:00.000+08:00

Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)
At home watch TV, go out bring HP.
No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but handphone is cute, slim,
curvy and very portable at any time.
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding,
Most Important, TV got remote.. HP don't have...

Last but not least........

TV do not have virus, but h/p yes..........have VIRUS.............. once get it, HABIS LA. .... hahahahaha......
so better choose TV instead of h/p.....hahahahahaha!

2009-03-05T01:00:00.000+08:00

Monday - Wednesday
ok i havent been blogging much
but its only because i havent been doing much
monday i was skating the whole day
finally learnt how to grind on the ramp haha
learn Backside and sweatstance and kindgrind
yup kinda happy with myself
and i need to re-practice my sunnyday..
found out wad i was doing was actually sidewalk
a old school trick oh well.

tuesday..
weather looked like crap so
stayed at home the whole day
played maple... WOW... watched gilmore girls...
haha nothing better to do

wednesday...
hetic sia.
morning supposed to wake up early to go park to skate
in the end i woke up late...
then supposed to burn L4D for Momo
but my stoopid lappy make me waste 2 cds
gosh... in the end never burn
then also cannot skate much at park
cause i'm supposed to go back school to teach skating
as if i can teach. look at me i'm so noob
ahh well at least there was yi xuan there
life saver haha
thanks yi xuan =)
anyways was supposed to watch movie with sherlyn kiji and jess
but the stoopid teaching thing cut in the middle of the watching time
crap.. wanted to watch that movie..
well slacked in school abit and.
meet the gang later on.
haha love hanging around jess and sherlyn
everytime meet them talk cock sing song bet never play mahjong XD
haha met at mos burger
and the best thing is... NO BURGERS LEFT!!
wow!! first time i heard that they could have absolutly no burgers left
in the end went to eat chicken rice and tau huay
went to lasle to makan
they had these flowers on the floor that read
"ARTISTS ON HOLIDAY"
quite nice haha
sherlyn and jess picking up the left over flowers hahaha
then the guards chase us off cause they wanna close the area..
haha we sat one corner talk more cock...
then walked to dhoby gauht station
me and sherlyn FREAKING RAN FOR THE LAST TRAIN
haha havent ran in a long time.
i'm surprised i could even run lol
oh well thats it for 3 days lol

2009-03-01T22:27:00.002+08:00

well today's joke is actually abi's one haha
she told me to post this one up

here it is enjoy =)
It takes an Indian to understand an Indian

Samy Vellu was visiting India when he fell and broke his jaw.
He was unable to speak. Being the great leader that he is, he
continued his grand tour.

On the last week of his visit, although unable to speak, Samy insisted
on sending a message home to his Cabinet colleagues. Samy caught a
chicken and showed it to the camera. Next he took a goat, and showed it to
the camera.
Finally he took a bag and displayed it in front of the camera.

Dr Ling was the first to see the video clip. He said, "Samy is
telling us that India has insufficient food because he showed us a
chicken and a goat and he wants Malaysia to donate bags of rice."

Mahathir watched silently then said,"No lah....what Samy is trying to
say is HE IS COMING BACK.

The whole Cabinet was puzzled and look to the old man for an
explanation. Mahathir reasoned, "AYAM KAMBING BAG." ("I am coming
back" in Indian accent).

2009-03-01T21:38:00.002+08:00

Friday - Sunday
Well today was supposed to be my "GO CRAZY DAY"
but well things didnt go as planned.
supposed to go to go-sports early at 11
went out of the house but i forgot to bring my laptop charger...
in the end waited till 11 to go to school to meet khai
hahaha long time since i've seen khai
and he is still as funny as hell hahaha
right later i waited till 2 to open shack for selina =P
went to go-sports after that to get wheels and bearings =)
so happy to have gotten them cause now i'm not riding on my frames =)
waited for sherlyn, kiji, richie, alwyn and abi to go park
like everyone was at park. and there was this Hawaiian guy
he was quite pro haha
but i still think lai xiang is more sick haha
then waited for khai to go street. wait for darn long sia... then he never come O.O
then the MOST FUCKING CHI BAI thing happened.
my mum called me ask me where i was
next thing i knew she came and picked me up WAD THE FUCKING HELL
FUCK! i waited so fucking long juz to skate and street AND THIS SHIT COMES UP FUCK!
SO FUCKING PISSED AT HER.
but you know wad i cant even get angry at her. cant shout at her cant do nothing.
man... i wished my mum wasnt like this.
thanks jess and tong.. if i hadnt talked to you guys i would have done something drastic.
screw.

well saturday i was still freaking pissed
was like my cooldown day..
got freaking pissed at every small thing that happened
sorry kenneth for shooting you in maple was in a bad mood..
well i mostly sat at home the whole day and mapled...
lame sia...
why?!?! casue i thought i had to stay at home cause my grandma coming
FUCK!
everytime i go out and my grandma comes i get scolded
but FREAKING HELL my parents juz dont want to tell us earlier whether my grandma is coming or not!
STAYED AT HOME THE WHOLE FUCKING DAY WHEN I COULD HAVE SKATED!
freaking hell...

and here comes sunday...
my brain was not really working properly cause of wad has happened...
and i juz didnt know whether to bring my skates out of the house or not
in case for some retarded reason my parents come up with and scold me again
YES YOU DONT HAVE TO VENT ALL YOUR FRUSTRATIONS AT ME.
JUST BECAUSE YOU CANT SCOLD THAT PERSON YOU DONT HAVE TO SCOLD ME FOR NO REASON.
so after church went to vivo to eat lunch with parents and my eldest bro.
later sherlyn msg me to quickly go to park cause the thai skater there
well i quickly rushed back home get my skates and go park
but well by the time i reached i missed all the action...
and i think i kinda brought the rain with me.. sorry guys..
skated for like 15mins and it started raining heavily... man...
got too much energy left in my body..
and hell couldnt go out with the rest of the group again juz because i have to get back for dinner with grandma..
one of the worst weekends of my life.. fuck.

2009-02-26T22:12:00.007+08:00

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.

                              
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"
                                      
                                                                 
                        
The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very
confident that I would make a good sales
pitch in rural areas. But, I had a problem I didn't know how to speak
Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message
through three posters...                                                 
                            
                                                                     
                            
                                                                     
                            
                                                                     
                                                                                     
                            
                                                                     
                            



















First poster- A  man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and
fainting.                           
                                                                 
                        
Second poster - man is drinking our Cola.                              
                        
                                                                 
                        
Third poster- Our man is now totally refreshed.                        
                        
                                                      
                        
Then these posters were pasted all over the place                      
                        
                                                                 
                        
"That should have worked," said the friend.                  
                                  
                                                                 
                        
The salesman replied "I didn't realize that Arabs read from right to
left"

2009-02-26T22:07:00.002+08:00

ahh thursday...
the last day of my exams..
well i didnt really prepare as much as i'm supposed to...
well...
didnt feel good before the exam..
thought i would feel better after the exam..
but i thought wrong..
i juz felt empty and i dont know why..
ahh crap..
had no mood to even skate.
went over to angie's house juz to play maple and try and cheer myself up..
ok i know its lame but i juz had to do something... =P

2009-02-24T11:35:00.001+08:00

MAN I JUZ HAVE TO POST THIS UP
Seraphina is juz sooo cute~~

2009-02-24T11:34:00.000+08:00

You will all like this. Don't forget to get a second opinion always

Second Opinion!

The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.

You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit.'

He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.'

The elderly tailor eye d him briefly and said, 'Let's see... size 44 long.'

Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'

Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'

The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'

Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years.'

Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?'

Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'

The salesman said, 'Let's see... size 36.

Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.'

The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up agai! nst the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'

New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS

2009-02-24T11:29:00.002+08:00

Monday
omg omg omg.
Today having Math exam..
though math has always been my best subject,
this is the most unprepared math exam i'm going to...
i kinda screwed up some parts... shit..
oh well...
ate mac's with BBH.
i was like some beggar.
had no money with me...
so i asked all my friends for some loot haha..
everyone chipped in haha
THANKS GUYS!!

2009-02-24T11:17:00.003+08:00

Sunday
richie and angie stayed over...
i woke up at 9
started studying before they woke up
at least i was getting more consistent in math YAY!
anyways richie and angie kinda stayed for the whole day again
to study and all...
didnt really study in the afternoon. too lazy already haha
was like snacking the WHOLE day hahaha
gonna grow fat soon.
richie finished studying and we went to play wii again haha
RAVING RABBITS!!

CD COVER!!One of the games... supposed to talk on the phone in the cinema but not get caught haha
darn fun

Halo Raving Rabbits
and i found this in abi's blog
so funny ahaha for those people who knows bleach haha
sorry for copying =P

2009-02-22T10:36:00.001+08:00

More pictures of Seraphina!And... some comics from explosm

2009-02-22T10:35:00.001+08:00

Some interesting theories about human and pigs:

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy
if, Human - enjoy = Pigs + work
in other words,
Human that don't know how to enjoy = pigs that work
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money
therefore, Men - earn money = Pigs
in other words,
Men that don't earn money = Pigs

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Women = Pigs + spend
therefore, Women - spend = Pigs
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Pigs
Summary:
Men earn money not to let women become pigs!
Women spend not to let men become pigs!

Men + Women = 2 Pigs
Wish all the pigs happy forever.

2009-02-22T10:13:00.002+08:00

Saturday!
Alright yesterday i skate till siao.
today i wake up WHOLE body aching sia!
hahaha but i had my share of fun XD
so today gonna go study with richie
went to science center mac...
eat bra-nch and tried to study there..
no powerpoint and no good seats.
so we decided to go JE library.
went to pick up Angie at je mrt
totally walked by her and we didnt know
Angie probably didnt know too cause she didnt call us haha
reach JE library and...
nooo powerpoint haha
but still we sat one side and started studying
internet there was good though
finish 3/4 of my paper when Angie was hungry
so we went down to Westmall coffee bean
and EVERY and i say EVERY SINGLE TABLE
had a 'No Studying' sign
WTF!!!!
so we juz went down to mac's
while i was buying my coffee
an uncle stood up from his seat that had a powerpoint!! yess...
i turned on my com
and found out... no internet....
screw mac. cause they are supposed to have wireless@SG
in the end... we decided to stay over at my place
man... i took so long to finish that one paper.
studied till 1.30 in the morning..
rest till 2. went to make coffee.
THEN PLAYED WII!!!
hahha raving rabbits and wii sports
had so much fun playing..
last game was golf. was so freaking tired
after every shot i made i went to sleep.
richie and angie had to keep waking me up haha..
oh wellzz..

2009-02-22T09:30:00.005+08:00

FRIDAY!!!
Man... was supposed to study today but
went to school, slacked, had no mood to study
haha
richie was my lifesaver cause he brought his psp charger for me hahaha
Thanks GOD!! hahaha

heard that Bert Bert had his new skates
sooo gave me another reason juz to go to skate park haha
legs and body was soo itchy to skate =p
went down to park around 3.30
SKATED LIKE SIAO!!

haha though i havent skated in 2 weeks or so...
i'm quite pleased that i havent lost too much of my tricks haha
but also sadded cause i cant do my soul-360.... sigh..
i didnt heed momo's warning..
oh well i guess for a loss i gained something too
learnt like how to lift my back leg from the kindgrind to make it into AO fish haha
so my new trick is sunnyday-royle-AOfish YAY!!

and for those who know about the 'SICK' trick lai xiang did well you know wad happened
hahaha
Get Well Soon Lai Xiang i wanna skate with you, you sick mother f***** hahha
well i'm learning how to grind on vert.
supposed to learn Backside grind but ended up as switch back royle hahaha
i'll leave it as that hahaha

2009-02-20T12:17:00.000+08:00

Story 1
Ah Lian ask shopkeeper: Eh Ah chek, u got sell stocking up to knee,
boh?
Ah Chek : Lu siao ah! stocking wear up to 'yeo' (waist) only, where
got up to the 'nee'(breast) one.

Story 2
Ah Beng bought a Honda VTI recently and drove to Ah Lian's place to
show it to her. So there Ah Beng was bragging the various
functions of his new car to his girlfriend.

"This is ah, so fast even the Mata Chia cannot catch ah!" "Ha!
Really ah!!! Steady lah!" said Ah Lian. "Some more hor, this is
Automatic one, vely easy to drive!" So Ah Lian said, "Let me try! I
wan, I wan!" So Ah Lian took the driver's seat and shifted the gear
and floored the & accelerator.

The next moment, the car speed backwards and crashed into the
lamp-post.

"Alamak! What u doing? U Siao Char Bo! U see lah!
Wah Piang eh!" screamed Ah Beng.

"Solee, solee, pai sah lah! No lah, I tot hor, "R" for racing mah!"*

Story 3
The Titanic was sinking, and there weren't enough lifeboats. So the
captain had to persuade male passengers to jump into the icy waters
to make room for women and children.

To the British he said. "You must act like gentlemen." They jumped.

To the Americans he said, "You can be heroes." They complied.

To the Germans he said, "It's the rule." They obeyed.

To the Japanese he said," It's the consensus." They obliged.

Then came the Singaporean and they just weren't budging until he came up
with the appeal: "Free life jackets for those who jumped."

Story 4
3 recruits - Chinese, Malay & Indian are at the army supply base to collect
underwear. The sergeant was there to aid the supplies.

Sergeant: Hei Ah Beng! How many underwear you need ah?
Ah Beng: (thinks a while) 7 sasen(sergeant)!
Sergeant: (puzzled) How come so many?
Ah! Beng: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat & Sun. One day one.

Sergeant: (Malay recruit) Eh Mat! How many underwear?
Mat: (without hesitation) 6 sargen!
Sergeant: (curious) How come six?
Mat: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Sat & Sun. Friday I wear sarong.

Sergeant: (Indian recruit) Dei Tambi. How many underwears dah dei?
Tambi: (very confidently) 12 Sarjen !!!!
Sergeant: (shocked & fell to the ground) Why you need so many for?
Tambi: January, February, March.....One month one.

Story 5
Once upon a time, a group of Ah Bengs stepped into a lounge and wanted the
DJ to play the song "Ah Cheng Buey Ro Ti" (In Hokkien means Ah Cheng
buys bread).

The DJ told them that they only have English songs and told
them to re-select another song.

The Ah Bengs were very angry and kicked up a bigfuss, claiming the DJ was
insulting them. The manager had to intervene in order to calm them down.

Finally, after long talk with Ah Bengs,
the manager found out that Ah Bengs actually asking for the song
"Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Brothers.

Story 6
One day, two Ah Lians got into a lift from the 20th storey and want to get
down to the ground floor. As they looked at the dial, they could see the
number 20 down to number 2. It was then followed by a G. As they
not English-educated, they were puzzled and had no idea what does
the letter G mean. Suddenly one of them exclaimed excitedly and hit G. When they
finally reached the ground floor, the other Ah Lian was so impressed and
asked the first Ah Lian, "Wah low!!!, how you know one?" The first Ah Lian
reply smugly, "Easy lah.. G for Gero mah..."

Story 7
Santa Singh (remember him?) just graduated from Law school and decided
to apply for a job in the most prestigious "Lee & Lee Law Firm"

During the interview, Mr. Lee KY looked at Santa Singh's resume, thinks for
a while and said, "Well, I would need to discuss your application with my wife."
And went off to discuss Santa's application with his wife. Lee KY's wife
said, "C'mon, don't you know that we only hire lawyers with
surnames beginning with 'Lee' only? Of course, we can't hire Santa
Singh!"

So Lee KY told the bad news to Santa Singh about his rejection.

Few days later, Santa Singh came back to the same company and request
for another interview and Lee KY said, 'Look Santa, I have already told
you that we only hire.......'
when Santa Singh interrupted him and said, 'I know, I know. I have
just changed my name.

Lee K Y looked at Santa Singh in surprise and asked, "What is your
new name then?"
On this, Santa Singh replied, 'Surname Lee, Last name, Manga!' (Manga-Lee)

2009-02-20T12:05:00.000+08:00

Thursday

Well I was supposed to study today…

Came to school in the morning

And no one was here

So freaking bored

Read the next book of fables

Then Richie smsed me

Told me to go over to Angie’s place

While I was wondering whether Kenneth would still come to school

He smsed me saying he FELL INTO A DRAIN LOL!!!

Well at least I learnt that you could use some bio-tea to clean and wash your wound

Went over to Angie’s place

And the moment I stepped in I felt sooo sleepy sia…

And the whole time I couldn’t really study cause I was so sleepy

So next time peeps if you cant sleep at home you always go to Angie’s place LOL

Most I did was the mcq and 2-3 section B questions haha

Couldn’t do any other things…

2009-02-19T13:54:00.001+08:00

The Moment you are in Tension
You will lose your Attention
Then you are in total Confusion
And you will feel Irritation
Then you will spoil personal Relation
Ultimately, you won't get Co-Operation
Then things will be full of Complication
Then your blood pressure may raise Caution
And you may have to take Medication

Instead, understand the Situation
And try to think about the Solution
Many problems will be solved by Discussion
This will work out better in your Profession
Don't think it's my free Suggestion
It's only for your Prevention
If you understand my Intention
You will never come again to Tension

- ALAN G ATES

2009-02-19T13:52:00.001+08:00

Wednesday

Ahh my only ‘slack’ day for this week

Haha

Went to school in the morning

Read fables, facebooked a little

Sherlyn and kiji came in

Sherlyn went hysterical over math

Yes Sherlyn. A banner, the grass and math is laughing at you

Hahaha oh well…

Went to KAP’s mac

Sherlyn and Richie was studying…

Kiji was teaching Sherlyn

Jess read fables for the beginning part

And I stoned for most part lol

We were waiting for the seats where there was a powerpoint

Finally when the people left,

Well this lady went to use the powerpoint

Well she asked us and used it for 30mins only

We waited at a table behind her

Then when she was done, we got ready to move table

And this arrogant kid who juz came

Started unpacking his bag and taking out his mac charger

Then kiji told me to go and quickly take the seats

At that time I had earphones in my ears and DJMAX music blasting in

According to Richie and Sherlyn,

The kid said “excuse me I’m using THAT plug” very arrogantly

Then apparently I didn’t hear so I was like

“huh? No I’m using that plug” LOL

I had nooo idea that kid said that lol

And after I said that, the kid shrugged and called his mum lol

Well kids nowadays LOL!!!

When his mum came, she told him to go to another table

And he juz stared at us all the way HAHA

Wad a dodo

After that… well I had nothing better to do

So Sherlyn and Richie was like don’t you have a laptop?

So I took it out and said maybe I should play L4D

And jess went crazy over it haha

Making soo much noise while playing haha

Well jess good luck in playing L4D

2009-02-18T11:29:00.001+08:00

DA VINCI CODE
Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:

It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old!

The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.

The President of the society pointed to first drawing and said: 'This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.

The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them.'

Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.

The audience applauded enthusiastically.

Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, 'Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left......

It says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick.

2009-02-18T11:13:00.002+08:00

Monday
woo... freaking exams are here...
today's paper was DE
well supposed to come early to study
but end up sleeping haha
couldnt open my eyes
ohh well..
i guess the paper was alright..
though they dumped almost everything at us
i mean like every page had a hard question OMG!
everyone thinks so too...
then straight after the exam
had program design labtest
i didnt even study for it
but i got full marks!!! haha
during the test like 5 peeps was msn-ing me
asking me for answers haha
i was like "here take go faster"
haha well i have to thank zm on the last part
we helped each other haha

went back to club and slacked for awhile
realised my legs was so darn itchy to skate
so i juz put on my skates and skated outside the club room haha
practiced my cess slides
then when Cheryl (kenneth's gf) realised her wallet was missing,
i chiong out of the club room on skates
to follow them and find
next thing i realised i was half-naked
I WENT OUT OF THE CLUB HALF-NAKED!!
freaking pai seh lar!
then a guy called said he found Cheryl's wallet
and we have no idea how he got the number...
well went down to the mrt to meet him
AND THE MRT STATION WAS FREAKING PACKED
i even more paiseh sia!!
but lucky Cheryl got back her wallet =)
later went to clementi to makan and go home haha

2009-02-16T23:26:00.000+08:00

Enjoy.........

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote 'DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!'

Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U'VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR

Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving..

A Teacher lecturing on population:
'In Indi a after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. '
A Sardar stands up- 'We must find & stop her!. '

A man: 'Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?'
Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says 'CHIN YU YAN' and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.
And finds It means 'U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!'

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing.
He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what....
To avoid side effects!!!

Man: Sardarji where were U born?
Sardarji: Punjab .
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar'.

Lawyer to Sardar: 'Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... '
Sardar :'Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!'

Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says 'please recharge your card'

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, 'For Best Results put on Two Coats'

A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). '
The first sardar replies, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258'

Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!

Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept........

Santa Singh MBBS
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.
He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!

2009-02-16T23:22:00.002+08:00

monday monday monday...
well freakin studied almost the whole day...
as kenneth puts it i have withdrawal symptoms
from skating and games =p
well nothing better to post...
got my psp back from kenneth so i can play abit of games
haha
oh well DE exam tomorro so i gotta sleep well
waking up so early tomorro too....
nite peeps =)